Thursday, September 20, 2007
Umbidi's Proposal {by Vibhu}
Umbidi proposed a Girl...
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Penkutty: Eda umbidi njan ninnekkalum 1 vayassu moothathanu.....
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Umbidi : Athinentha kuzhappam my darlin... ,
NAMUKKU ADUTHA VARSHAM KALYANAM KAZHIKKAM !!!
Umbidy wins Lottery {by Vibhu}
Umbidikku 20 crore lottery adichu...
Lottery maaman tax okke kurachu 11 crore koduthu appol Umidi deshyathode
"Maryadaykku ente 20 kodi thaa illenkil enikku ninte ticket venda ente 20 rupa thirichu thaa... !!"
Umbidi and Horlicks {by Vibhu}
A.K Nair : Ithenthaada nee raavile oru Horlics kuppiyumaayi ??
Umbidi: alla maama innale raathrii bhayankara chardhi ayirunnu..
A.K.Nair : Oho appo ithinakathu marunnano??
Umbidi: alla... mamanalle paranjath mazhakkalathu chardhi vanna sookshikkanamennu. njan sookshichu vachataa. ini ithenda cheyyende maama?
A.K.Nair : Irangi poda parandiiiiii.....
umbidi meets billgate {by Vinod}
umbidi: i have a problem with my windows
billgates: tell me UMBU....we can fix it....
umbidi: there is a start button in my windows,
but where is the "STOP" button
billgates: @#!$$%%%@@*!@@@
how much {by Unni}
umbidi thenga vettikkan poyi..
appol athu vazhi vanna madhamma umbidiyodu karikkinte vila chodichu..
madhamma: how much ?
umbidi: " entammayane njanalla vettiyathu . vettiyittavan mukalirippundu sathyam "
Umbidi in Srilanka {by Vibhu}
Umbidi coming back from Srilanka after fishing..
Umbidi: maama enne kandal FOREIGNER anennu thonnunnuo??
Arakunnan Nair: athenthada mone ???
Umbidi: alla... Srilankayil vachu oru mukkothi ennodu chodikkuva
"R U A FOREIGNER??"
Gandhi Jayanthi {by Deepu}
Teacher: Describe about "Gandhi Jayanthi".
Umbidi: Gandhi was a great man but....,
I dont know who is Jayanthi.
Vaayana Shala {by Appukkuttan}
umbdi pchlr vayanashalayil: ithenthu bookede ithil kadha onnumillallo kore alkarude perukal matrame ullallo
librarian: angane varattu.......appo ni analle evdathe telephone directory eduthondu poyathu............melal ee parisarathu kandu povallu.......erangi poda
Theepeetti {by Appukuttan}
umbdi's uncle: ithentu teepetti vangichondu vannekanathu........tiri ellam kattichirikke anallo
umbdi: athu pinne mamanalle paranjathu enthu vangichalum nokkiye vangikavu ennu.
athu kondu njn ella tiriyum kathichu nokkiyittaa vangiche
uncle: erangi poda pulllleeeee
FORMULA {by Unni}
Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
umbidi: "HIJKLMNO"!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
umbidi: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
Teacher: erangi podaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
umbidi orders pizza {by Appukuttan}
waiter: shud i cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces
umbidi: nalayittu mathiyede..................
ettennam onnum tinnan enne kondu vayyade
waiter: erangi podeeeeeeeeee
DOUBT {by Unni}
umbidi : teacher enikkoru doubt
teacher: midukkan chodikku
umbidi: mavil ninnum manga veezhum ,
thengil ninnum thengayum ,
engil plavil ninnum ' PLANGAYALLE ' veezhandathu.!!
Umbidi in Ananthapuri Fast {by Deepu}
Ummidi got into ananthapuri fast bus on 1st April, when conductor Ratheesh asked for ticket, he gave Rs. 10/- and took the ticket. and said April Foooollll...
Conductor Ratheesh was puzzled and asked why… Umbidi said, I have bus pass with mee… kooooooooo…
ELI [rat] {by Unni}
umbidi arakkunnante veettil chennappol
umbidi: mama oru Eali veettinakathude odunnu
arakkunnan: realy
umbidi: " realy alla mama chundeliya odiyathu "
arakkunnan: erangi poda thendiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
MAZHA {by Unni}
ak : mone umbidi poyi chedikku vellam ozhikku
umbidi: purathu nalla mazhaya mama
ak: shari enkill vellam ozhikkanda , mazhayundallo.
kurachu kazhinju
ak: umbidi , ne enthu cheyunnu
umbidi: njan chedikku vellam ozhikkunnu
ak: eda ninnodalle parannathu mazha undennu
umbidi:" athalle njan kuda pidichondu nanaykkunnathu" .
ak: erangi poda choooooooole
GUINNESS BOOK {by Deepu}
sardarji goes to GUINNESS BOOK office, to check if he still the biggest fool on earth...
After some time he comes out angrily shouting, "who the hell is this UMBIDI? I will kill him".
Airtel Customer Care {by Deepu}
Umbidi: Chechi ente mobile phone bill amount ethrayaanennu parayaamooo..?
Airtel Customer care girl: Call 121 from your airtel mobile to know the current bill amount.
Umbidi: Aiyoo chechiii current bill alla mobile bill... mobile phone bill...
Airtel Girl: Aaredeee evan, vechittu poda...
Jaathaka Dhosham {by Deepu}
Umbidi: Thirumeni... Ente Jaathaka Dosham Maaraan Njan enthu cheyyanam???
Attukal Radhakrishnan: Randu naal kaalikale budhanazhcha divasam ambalathil nerchayaayi kodukkanam.
Umbidi: Thirumeniii... randu naalkaali undaavillaaa, pakaram oru ettu kaaliye nercha vechaal mathiyooo..????
Attukal Radhakrishnan: Irangi podaaa kaaperukki...
Real Indian Umbidi {by Appukuttan}
Umbdi Indian flag vangikkan kadayil poyi
Kadakkaran flag eduthu koduthu
Umbidi flag tirichum marichum nokkiyittu kadakkaranodu
"Anna vere nalla colour onnum ille anna"
Student Umbidi {by Appukuttan}
Teacher to umbdi: Where were U born?
Umbdi: In Thiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Umbdi : (after thinking)
I think I was born in GOA!!
Umbidi Rocks {by Vibhu}
Umbidiyude veedinu thee pidichu appo
AK Nair: Eda Umbidi vegam Fire force il vilichu para..
1 manikkurinu shesham
AK Nair: Ithu vare fire force vannillalo ne vilichu paranjilleda Umbidi??
Umbidi : Pinne.... njan 5 pravasyam MISSED CALL adichu, avanmaru thirichu vilikkathathu ente kuttam ano !!!!!
at Mysore {by Vibhu}
Umbidi Mysore Palace il poyappol raajavine simhasanathil kayari irunnu
appolGuide: Saare ithu Tippu Sulthante Simhasanam anu avide irikkaruth..
Umbidi: chummatheyiriyedey payile,
ANGERU VARUMBAM NJAN ENEECHU POKKOLAM...
In Train {by Appukuttan}
Umbdi (trainil): njn innale urangiyathe illede
Umbdi’s frnd(chippan) : atenthade……….kothukukadi undayirunnode
Umbdi: atallede machu…….. eniku upper birtha kittiyathu
Chippan: ni arekilumayittu xchange cheyyatenthade
Umbdi: njn nokkiyatha enthiri cheyyanede lower birthil arum illayirunede………njn pinne molil tanne kidannu
Umbidi's Doubt!! {by Vibhu}
Umbidi's Doubt!!
Gold chain urukkiyal Gold kittum
Silver chain urukkiyal Silver kittum
pakshe...
Cycle chain urukkiyal CYCLE kittumo ?????